New York Times report: OMG! Gurls using teh interweb?

[yesthattom]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Ok, I’m exaggerating. But the opening paragraphs does make it sound like this is a new thing)

Comments

[ladyinfidel.livejournal.com]

who came up with that phrase interweb, anyway? the first time i heard it was on that song "she touched herself"

[ninaf.livejournal.com]

Well gosh darn, I just found these here internets last week. What in the world have I been missing out on??!

[catwithbell.livejournal.com]

Porn.

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

I don't think Nina missed out on porn. :)

[catwithbell.livejournal.com]

Well, if she just got here last week, it's possible...

[cuddlebunni3.livejournal.com]

We girlies do indeed use the interweb however, we're not trying to be like men... men are icky. We only make purty things and gossip on the web. We make cute icon thingies like kitties that talk in cute baby sounds and send valentines kisses on facebook ~ditzy blink and giggle~

[awfief.livejournal.com]

Actually, girls on the intartubes don't actually exist. Any girl on the internet, particularly under 21, is actually a 45 year old pasty white man with a beer gut.

Duh.

[kimuchi.livejournal.com]

Rule 15. No exceptions.