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yesthattom1. Webcams: Is everyone on the Internet naked?
2. PAM Modue for the UrinalMatic3000 (a good paper, but we don't want to go there)
3. What I learned about my ex-girlfriend from reading her Live Journal.
4. What I learned about my ex-boyfriend by analysing his webproxy logs.
5. A model for determining PC purchasing policy (written by that "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" guy)
2. PAM Modue for the UrinalMatic3000 (a good paper, but we don't want to go there)
3. What I learned about my ex-girlfriend from reading her Live Journal.
4. What I learned about my ex-boyfriend by analysing his webproxy logs.
5. A model for determining PC purchasing policy (written by that "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" guy)
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Date: 2003-05-27 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-27 07:53 pm (UTC)Um, that his taste in porn is worse than I thought it was?
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Date: 2003-05-27 08:23 pm (UTC)(Although I have enough geek influence in my life that maybe it's not so difficult)
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Date: 2003-05-27 08:40 pm (UTC)By the way, that picture of George W. Bush with the One Ring has been doctored. Just so you know. And the moon really is real; some people know I'm kind of into astronomy, and I wouldn't want them to think that I really knew something they didn't know with that "moon hoax" thing I sent out.
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Date: 2003-05-27 09:02 pm (UTC)For example: "Social engineering through detailed analysis of self-documented activity" -or- what I learned about my girlfriend through her weblog.
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Date: 2003-05-28 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-28 07:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-28 08:13 am (UTC)Not to mention the privacy issues...
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Date: 2003-05-28 08:41 am (UTC)Thanks,
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It's a shame you didn't list the top ten "rejects," since worst-scoring paper #8 was by that Limoncelli bozo, something about sysadminning hacked TiVo systems to be Internet-capable with external RAID-5 disks.
(You know, Tom, next time you post a joke like this you might want to provide some indication that it's a joke. Especially since you're not on the program committee, you didn't read all 90 valid submitted papers, and (unless someone's provided you the unpublished lists of accepted papers) you don't have access to the system to see the accept/reject results. I'm just concerned that some of Your Readers might not figure out you're kidding.
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Date: 2003-05-28 08:41 am (UTC)Thanks,
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It's a shame you didn't list the top ten "rejects," since worst-scoring paper #8 was by that Limoncelli bozo, something about sysadminning hacked TiVo systems to be Internet-capable with external RAID-5 disks.
(You know, Tom, next time you post a joke like this you might want to provide some indication that it's a joke. Especially since you're not on the program committee, you didn't read all 90 valid submitted papers, and (unless someone's provided you the unpublished lists of accepted papers) you don't have access to the system to see the accept/reject results. I'm just concerned that some of Your Readers might not figure out you're kidding.
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Date: 2003-05-28 09:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-28 09:45 am (UTC)(You know, Tom, next time you post a joke like this you might want to provide some indication that it's a joke. Especially since you're not on the program committee, you didn't read all 90 valid submitted papers, and (unless someone's provided you the unpublished lists of accepted papers) you don't have access to the system to see the accept/reject results. I'm just concerned that some of Your Readers might not figure out you're kidding.
[Reposted to remove Tom's surname. -jss]
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Date: 2003-05-28 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-28 09:48 am (UTC)Or you could host a pr0n BOF!
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Date: 2003-05-28 10:23 am (UTC)