Top 5 Rejected Papers from this year's LISA Conference

[yesthattom]

1. Webcams: Is everyone on the Internet naked?

2. PAM Modue for the UrinalMatic3000 (a good paper, but we don't want to go there)

3. What I learned about my ex-girlfriend from reading her Live Journal.

4. What I learned about my ex-boyfriend by analysing his webproxy logs.

5. A model for determining PC purchasing policy (written by that "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" guy)

Comments

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

No, PAM modules work the other way. This module would be a pee-test that would let you log into a system. If you accidentally log out and are dehydrated you could really be screwed :-)

Not to mention the privacy issues...

[kimuchi.livejournal.com]

Ah, that makes more sense. :)