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Apr. 19th, 2005 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yesthattom“Earlier today President Bush gave a speech to the American society of newspaper editors. Not surprisingly the speech was entitled `Thank you for Marmaduke.’”
--Conan O’Brien
“President Bush has chosen scientist Michael Griffin to be the new NASA administrator and he has ordered him to save the Hubble telescope and build a new manned space vehicle. It’s kind of ironic isn’t it? George Bush telling a rocket scientist what to do.”
--Jay Leno
“President Bush’s tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11.”
--Bill Maher
“Someone gave President Bush an iPod and President Bush asked, ‘where can I get one for the other eye?’”
--Craig Ferguson
“MSNBC is predicting that the archbishop of Bombay could be the next pope. Bombay? Even the job of pope is being outsourced to India now.”
--Jay Leno
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/4/19/9755/79565
--Conan O’Brien
“President Bush has chosen scientist Michael Griffin to be the new NASA administrator and he has ordered him to save the Hubble telescope and build a new manned space vehicle. It’s kind of ironic isn’t it? George Bush telling a rocket scientist what to do.”
--Jay Leno
“President Bush’s tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11.”
--Bill Maher
“Someone gave President Bush an iPod and President Bush asked, ‘where can I get one for the other eye?’”
--Craig Ferguson
“MSNBC is predicting that the archbishop of Bombay could be the next pope. Bombay? Even the job of pope is being outsourced to India now.”
--Jay Leno
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/4/19/9755/79565
