Volcano Monitoring. What a stupid idea.

"Between 1980 and 1990, volcanoes worldwide killed at least 26,000 people and caused 450,000 people to flee their homes, according to the USGS."

Jindal's Mockery Of Volcano Monitoring Money Only Looking Dumber After Redoubt Blows

Pretty good... for the special olympics!!

"You outta be ashamed of yerself, Barack! I never woulda' dreamed of insulting a single one of them disabled kids I executed!