Always the friendly sysadmin

”When I see a person I don’t recognize in the office, I always smile, stop, introduce myself, and ask for the person’s name. I then ask to read it off his ID badge “to help me remember it. I’m a visual learner.” New people think I’m being friendly. I’m really checking for trespassers.”

This and other great tips can be found in here.

That's so gay

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