Quote from email encouraging people to vote

“ your appendix just burst? don’t even THINK about not voting -- we’ll have one of our guys drive you to the polls and then call you a cab”

I didn’t write it! I swear!

(Hilarious) Voting Tips

http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2004/11/voting-tips.html
Hilarious voting tips including “If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long” and “ If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.”