(Hilarious) Voting Tips

[yesthattom]

http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2004/11/voting-tips.html
Hilarious voting tips including “If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long” and “ If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.”

Comments

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

In case you didn't know, this was lifted from the Onion.

My favorite: "You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like 'Don Knotts,' 'Mickey Mouse,' or 'Michael Badnarik.'"

[awfief.livejournal.com]

It is disrespectful to write in Badnarik, because he's ON THE BALLOT for most states.

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

Who?

[awfief.livejournal.com]

http://badnarik.org/ libertarian candidate. Not bad, but not as good as Dean. Still, he's on the ballot, and if we really want a real third party candidate in a decade or so, it's important that he gets votes (in decided states like mine in MA, because even though we want more choices, we also have to live with whoever gets elected in the meantime.)