Senator Hothead kills small child
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On Tuesday, McCain’s return to his old high school in Alexandria, Virginia, was not welcomed by all.http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/04/03/mccain.bio.tour/index.html
A student in the crowd asked him, “We’re told this isn’t a political event, so what exactly is your purpose in being here?”
McCain shot back, “I knew I should have cut this thing off. This meeting is over.”
Republicans who CNN contacted said they have mixed feelings about whether this [tour] is the best use of McCain’s time.
He then ran into the crowd, grabbed the young child and started beating him. The boy, stunned at Senator McCain’s actions screamed out, “help me! help me! the old man has gone batty!”
Secret service agents weren’t sure what to do, as they are supposed to protect the candidate, not the audience.
Finally a concerned parent wrestled the boy away from Senator Hothead who was reported to be yelling, “I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you with my Edsel”, a reference to a brand of automobile that hasn’t been manufactured in decades.
McCain later made a statement that the boy carried some kind of magical device that might have been filled with demons of various colors. Analysts believe he may have been talking about the child’s hand-held Gameboy.
Later McCain refuted this, claiming that there’s no way a “computer” could be so small it fits in your hand.
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