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From: Charlie@wciservices.org (Charles Oakes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The recipe
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:30:01 PDT
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he
notices his friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour
each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy
but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob
asks Jim how his situation was.
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten
smaller! I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!
MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!
While I remember, a few years ago, you did a lovely rant on the 'everyone is bisexual' / 'we can't help being gay' thing... and I can't find it. Can you remember where it is here?
When worlds collide, and a geek like me reads a sex joke ... I kept reading that as:
"Just Don't Use Cisco (...)"
Had to read it a few times to figure out why this was supposed to be funny.
Even sex education is lobbying against trans fats! LOL.
It's 2007 already--why the hell are we still using latex barriers? Don't we have a better non-porous, strong and ultra-flexible polymer that's hypo-allergenic and not oil soluble, yet?
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Date: 2007-08-18 02:47 am (UTC)Message-id: <s19ab.2b77@netfunny.com> From: Charlie@wciservices.org (Charles Oakes) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The recipe Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:30:01 PDT A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening! MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!no subject
Date: 2007-08-18 08:17 am (UTC)While I remember, a few years ago, you did a lovely rant on the 'everyone is bisexual' / 'we can't help being gay' thing... and I can't find it. Can you remember where it is here?
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Date: 2007-08-18 02:46 pm (UTC)"Just Don't Use Cisco (...)"
Had to read it a few times to figure out why this was supposed to be funny.
Even sex education is lobbying against trans fats! LOL.
It's 2007 already--why the hell are we still using latex barriers? Don't we have a better non-porous, strong and ultra-flexible polymer that's hypo-allergenic and not oil soluble, yet?