I found my purpose in life!

[yesthattom]

My purpose in life is to distribute umbrellas to random people around the world. I do this by leaving them on the train whenever I take one to work with me.

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[cos]

I used to do that, but I considered it a side project, not a true calling. Perhaps that's why I eventually quit buying umbrellas.

[lediva.livejournal.com]

You never truly own an umbrella. It just visits you for a little while before going off with someone else.

Reminds me, of course, of "The Jerk"

[mrfantasy.livejournal.com]

I found my special purpose!

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Huh. Who knew that my ultimate purpose in life was to distribute hats and gloves to the needy?

i needed a laugh

[supremediva27.livejournal.com]

i was like, what?...oh. lol.

[sexy-susie.livejournal.com]

I do the same thing with gloves in the winter :P

[awfief.livejournal.com]

I thought it was [elided for content rated R]