This is just crazy

[yesthattom]

Therefore, the only appropriate thing to do is to link to it on my LJ.

Dick Cheney has chronic gum problems and his breath smells like shit as a result. He is also a CLOSE TALKER. He keeps a small bottle of diluted hydrogen peroxide which he rinses with every hour on the hour, and he swallows it instead of spitting. He also picks his nose vigorously (violently) and hums loudly and tunelessly to himself while taking shits.

And stuff about Ridge, Rumsfeld, Bush Jr, and others.

(thanks to jwz for the link)