Andy Borowitz has it right

[yesthattom]

August 12, 2004
GOP: KERRY WENT TO VIETNAM TO AVOID
SERVING IN ALABAMA NATIONAL GUARD
Guard-Dodging Charges Haunt Campaign

A new Republican-financed negative ad is accusing Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry of fleeing to Vietnam to avoid serving in the Alabama National Guard.

The ad, airing in most of the so-called battleground states, attempts to contrast Sen. Kerry’s alleged guard-dodging with the storied Alabama National Guard heroism of the Republican nominee, President George W. Bush.

In the ad, a narrator asks, “When the Alabama National Guard called young Americans to serve, where was John Kerry?  Thousands of miles away, in Vietnam.”

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[labrown.livejournal.com]

Man, don't do that to me in the morning before I have caffeine! My brain seized up for a second until I realized who Andy Borowitz is.