Don't blame me... it's a meme!

Anonymous posting is enabled. Be brutal but be honest.

YesThatTom is ____.
If I were alone in a room with YesThatTom, I would _______.
I think YesThatTom should _____.
YesThatTom needs ______.
I want to ____________ YesThatTom.
I want YesThatTom to _______for me.
I think YesThatTom's weakest point would be ________.
If I used one word to describe YesThatTom, it'd be ______.
I know that YesThatTom likes ______.
When I think of YesThatTom, I think of _______.
Someday, I think YesThatTom will ________.