Autographing Books

I love being asked to autograph books. Heck, I'd autograph other author's books if it wasn't unethical. Last week someone challenged me to autograph with a haiku.

So I did:

When servers do crash
Always remember to duck!
Enjoy this fine book.

Later I realized a better one would have been:

Enjoy this book
It wasn't easy to write
Like this damn haiku