FCC Spectrum Auction
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Washington, DC – FCC Chairman Kevin Martin voiced concerns today about the remaining active bidders in the current wireless spectrum auction.
All bids are secret, but because of national security concerns Martin took the unprecedented move of revealing the bidders.
The current high bidder is the Grak’tar alien race represented on Earth by Zardox the Unfeasible. The Grak’tar currently lead the bidding and plan to use the spectrum to broadcast messages to the mind control devices they are secretly implanting in humans.
In second place is the infamous evil overlord Dr. Boris Quatloo. Quatloo has not revealed his plans for the spectrum, but he has used previous spectrum victories in the UHF frequencies to broadcast nonstop reruns of 80’s sitcom Small Wonder.
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Washington, DC – FCC Chairman Kevin Martin voiced concerns today about the remaining active bidders in the current wireless spectrum auction.
All bids are secret, but because of national security concerns Martin took the unprecedented move of revealing the bidders.
The current high bidder is the Grak’tar alien race represented on Earth by Zardox the Unfeasible. The Grak’tar currently lead the bidding and plan to use the spectrum to broadcast messages to the mind control devices they are secretly implanting in humans.
In second place is the infamous evil overlord Dr. Boris Quatloo. Quatloo has not revealed his plans for the spectrum, but he has used previous spectrum victories in the UHF frequencies to broadcast nonstop reruns of 80’s sitcom Small Wonder.
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