I want to move to Idaho
Aug. 28th, 2007 01:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yesthattomHere’s my theory. It’s quite simple: Progressives have better sex than conservatives.
It’s an easy theory. I mean, heck, if you are roaming around the country saying, “sex is evil”, I’d rather fuck your political opponent. If conservatives advocating for n-1, then progressives must be doing n+1. (And ya gotta admit that n+1 is going to be more fun.)
So to really get my freak on, I wanna go to a place where the conservatives are having freaky sex. Raw, porn-star, freaky, make-bukkake-look-like-Sunday-school kind of sex. The progressives in that place are probably doing things that haven’t even been Googled for yet.
That’s why I’m going to Idaho.
Because in Idaho there’s a Senator Larry Craig who (1) votes against any gay bill, (2) is vehemently against same-sex marriage, (3) speaks around the country on the evils of gay sex. And this guy was just arrested by an undercover police officer who said Craig made a sexual advance toward him in an airport men’s room.
And the dude plead guilty.
AND THE DUDE PLEAD GUILTY.
Understand this: If the guy crusading against gay sex in Idaho is 62 years old and hunting for cock-juice in men’s bathrooms, the gay scene in that state has got to be a freakin’ 24x7 orgy.
I’m buying a plane ticket tonight. We’re gonna put the “ho” in Idaho.
It’s an easy theory. I mean, heck, if you are roaming around the country saying, “sex is evil”, I’d rather fuck your political opponent. If conservatives advocating for n-1, then progressives must be doing n+1. (And ya gotta admit that n+1 is going to be more fun.)
So to really get my freak on, I wanna go to a place where the conservatives are having freaky sex. Raw, porn-star, freaky, make-bukkake-look-like-Sunday-school kind of sex. The progressives in that place are probably doing things that haven’t even been Googled for yet.
That’s why I’m going to Idaho.
Because in Idaho there’s a Senator Larry Craig who (1) votes against any gay bill, (2) is vehemently against same-sex marriage, (3) speaks around the country on the evils of gay sex. And this guy was just arrested by an undercover police officer who said Craig made a sexual advance toward him in an airport men’s room.
And the dude plead guilty.
AND THE DUDE PLEAD GUILTY.
Understand this: If the guy crusading against gay sex in Idaho is 62 years old and hunting for cock-juice in men’s bathrooms, the gay scene in that state has got to be a freakin’ 24x7 orgy.
I’m buying a plane ticket tonight. We’re gonna put the “ho” in Idaho.
