9th Anniversary!

[yesthattom]

National 'I did not have sex with that woman!'-day!

Nine years ago today Bill Clinton told the truth. After being prodded in the media by Republicans saying "if he just admitted it, we'd back off". Of course, what they meant to say was, "I'm a pundit paid by a Right-wing propaganda organization who's goal is to corner Clinton into doing what would be worst for him". Once he said it, the impeachment was "game on, baby!"

I stand by my assertion that kids today don't consider blowjobs to be "sex", so when he said, "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is" he was completely right: it does matter how you define things. It wasn't (cultural definition of) sex, it was just a bj. Was it the legal definition of sex? In some states.

What's the best way to celebriate this holiday? Go out and give someone a bj and then lie to your partner :-)

Gentlemen, start your engines!

Comments

[freeko.livejournal.com]

I remember when he wagged his finger while making that statement to the press. I wanted to believe he did not say it. But I had a gut feeling he did. All this bullshit over a blowjob. While we have not impeached Bush for lying about the war in Iraq?

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

My favorite political button:

"When Bill Clinton lied, an intern got screwed. When George Bush lied, the country got screwed."

[kingfox.livejournal.com]

I love the short version I've seen on buttons and cars all over:

WHEN CLINTON LIED
NO ONE DIED

[digamma.livejournal.com]

Whenever I see that, I want to add a sticker that reads "Except in Iraq and Sudan."

[freeko.livejournal.com]

This is true. The thing the republicans did not count on was Clinton getting more popular when he was impeached. I wish President Chucklenuts would get impeached that lying rat bastard cant even watch a football game and eat a pretzel at the same time. Bush is the worst president ever!

[cuddlebunni3.livejournal.com]

Clinton was of course, ever the Lawyer. I've got one problem... there's not a soul at my job I'd blow... what's a girl to do on 'I did not have sex with that woman!'-day! hehehe!

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

Find a woman!

[naudia.livejournal.com]

Ahem... You know.. You could just spend the day giving your partner blow jobs and claiming the the rest of the world that it isn't sex ;) I personally am totally against lying to someone you're supposed to care for.

And ;)

[naudia.livejournal.com]

I say we make all men suffer for Clinton's inability to keep it in his pants (that is the way America works after all). Gentlemen. Find a lady and lick until your mouth goes numb! *grin*

Re: And ;)

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[xthread.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's really reaching, still.

Or had you forgotten that we're all from the all technicalities count generation? What people who couldn't vote for him think doesn't matter. (Though I suppose it does put a weird spin on but think of the children)

[seasings.livejournal.com]

Very funny. You made my morning.

[yesthattom.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service! :-)

[lovingboth]

Hmm, the BBC reckon it was a) the 27th and b) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

You can wriggle about 'sex', but it wasn't a non-sexual relationship, was it?

[lovingboth]

.. particularly as this denial was in the context of her saying she had "absolutely no sex of any kind in any manner, shape or form, with President Clinton."

This despite nine blow jobs, two orgasms each, insertion of the cigar, manual-genital contact, and genital-to-genital contact.