Some jokes aren't as funny to people that haven't been through a divorce

[yesthattom]

This woman comes home and her husband is dressed in a Hawian shirt.
"Honey pack your bags! I won the lottery!", he says.
"Hawaii?", she replies.
"I don't care where you go. Just be out of here in the next hour!"

Comments

[kimuchi.livejournal.com]

Damn, is that funny even to people who _have_ been through a divorce? It sounds so heartless.

[cpj.livejournal.com]

I always loved that joke. Of course, if I won the lottery, I'd probably already be single, so I couldn't do it.