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My web server has been up for more than 2 years without a reboot. I’ve had to restart certain daemons that have died after running for a year, etc.

It dawned on me that as uptimes get longer and longer, and software gets more and more reliable, we might get machines that stay up for decades.

At that point we might want to force people to log out after a certain amount of time. Say, 30 years.

We could write a program that would enforce this rule.

(wait for it... wait for it...)

And we’d call the program “login’s run”.

Date: 2005-09-27 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweh.livejournal.com
Patch your kernels!

I've had machines on the network here with 1200 day uptimes. I knew they weren't fully patched and had known security vulnerabilities as a result.

(and I'm not even going to groan at the joke0

Date: 2005-09-27 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awfief.livejournal.com
*groan*

then why did they call it auto-logout?

Date: 2005-09-27 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesthattom.livejournal.com
They should have "auto-logan-out" which would kill your process even if you aren't idle.

Date: 2005-09-27 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbear.livejournal.com
RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2005-09-27 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aillecat.livejournal.com
*laugh*

and only people of our generation will understand that bad joke too.

Totally unrelated to this post..

Date: 2005-09-27 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sextrmental.livejournal.com
This is Gina Marie (lovefox1), I opened a seperate LJ for stuff I don't want real life friends and family to see....

Just so ya know...

Hugs!

Date: 2005-09-27 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xthread.livejournal.com
No, if it were going to autologanout, it would do it after 21 years.
Check your references!

(the movie got it wrong, because the underlying story about age politics didn't seem nearly as exciting as the surface adventure story)

Date: 2005-09-27 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catness.livejournal.com
You, sir, need to be stopped.

Date: 2005-09-27 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesthattom.livejournal.com
*STOP ME BEFORE I PUN AGAIN!*

:-)

Date: 2005-09-27 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catness.livejournal.com
Now you're a punner, and you need to be put down.

Date: 2005-09-29 12:25 am (UTC)
jss: (badger)
From: [personal profile] jss
He's ugly and his mother dresses him funny?

Date: 2005-09-27 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misteropinion.livejournal.com
Renew! Renew! Renew!

Date: 2005-09-27 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweh.livejournal.com
ITYM "Hardware refresh! Hardware refresh!"

Date: 2005-09-27 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selki.livejournal.com
I love that movie.

Date: 2005-09-27 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grendelgongon.livejournal.com
Uh! *staggers back*

Date: 2005-09-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arfur
howdy stranger!
:-)

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