What did I sound like during the staff meeting today?

There are days that I really love being a manager.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094812/quotes

[Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players’ conference]
Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell’s going on out here?
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live...is it a live rooster?
[Jose nods]
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
[To the players]
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
[The players nod]
Crash Davis: We’re dealing with a lot of shit.
Larry: Okay, well, uh...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ‘em.

Catch the new internet meme before anyone else!

http://lostfrog.org/

This am gonna be bigger than “all your base, are belong to us.”

Some of the pictures here were so sweet I nearly cried.

Muppet Wizard of Oz

Best casting decision: Quentin Tarantino as Himself