Too busy

So busy, I haven't been reading LJ. If there was anything super urgent, please email me a link.

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Found via email... forwarded too many times to know who wrote it:

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE, New York, NY

6:00 PM     Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM     Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM     Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM     Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM     Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM     First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM     Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM     EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM     Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM     Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM     John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM     Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM     Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM     Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM     Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM     EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM     Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM    Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM    Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM    Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM    Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM    John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM    Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM    Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM    Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM    Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM    Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM    Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM    Blame Clinton
11:40 PM    Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM    Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM    Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Though, if I had written it I would have included a seminar titled, "Why we don't care about same-sex marriage, we just know it will drive a lot of Republicans to the polls in November" and "Jesus' helped the poor by cutting their taxes and funding the money-changers".

Abusing my "fame"?

Does anyone from Apple Computers read my LJ? Can anyone put me in contact with the OS X Server people? I'd love to visit them, give them some free copies of our book, and discuss future directions. I'm getting a lot of experience with their system, I really love it, and I have some "in the field" reports of what would make it better.