Blind, Deaf Outraged by Bush Metaphor!

(Sent to me by a friend)
Washington, DC -- Remarks in a new book by Bush Administration insider Paul O'Neill have drawn considerable ire from several handicapped organizations.

The former U.S. Treasury Secretary says the President's cabinet meetings, during which plans for regime change in Iraq were put in motion a mere ten days after Bush's inauguration, resembled "a blind man in a roomful of deaf people."

The National Association of Blind and Deaf Americans issued an angry statement this week, saying, "The NABDA resents any comparison between our membership and the incompetent moron President."

The Society for the Advancement of Incompetent Morons immediately responded, "We don't appreciate being mentioned in the same breath as that smirking little monkey boy," to which The League of Monkey Boys replied, "How dare you compare us to that lying sack of crap."

A representative from the Exalted High Brotherhood of Lying Sacks of Crap was unavailable for comment.