Checklists

Quoted from Today's Diesel Sweeties:

Porno Convention Checklist!

• Rubber Pants
  
• Vinyl Pants
  
• Short Pants
  
• Tight Pants
  
• Edible Pants
  
• Non-alcoholoic Pants
  
• Crotchless Pants
  
• Temporary Pants
  
• Henna Pants
  
• Talking Pants
  
• Electric Pants
  
• aaaand lately
  ...tele-pants