Horny, horny, horny, horny

[yesthattom]

I woke up horny as hell this moring. I didn't do anything about it. Tonight my date is going to get a real hard, agressive, pounding. Luckily she likes that. Sadly, that will be at the end of a group outing. It's going to be torcher for me all day long at the office and then out with friends.

Hmmm... wow, I wonder if I could turn that into a haiku...

Big wood in the morn.
Hot sex planned, but first long wait.
Much torcher for me.

Sheesh. That ain't gonna win no big award.