Current Mood: quixotic

Some jokes aren't as funny to people that haven't been through a divorce

This woman comes home and her husband is dressed in a Hawian shirt.
"Honey pack your bags! I won the lottery!", he says.
"Hawaii?", she replies.
"I don't care where you go. Just be out of here in the next hour!"

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