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Four Years Later

“I will bet you the best dinner in the gas-light district of San Diego that military action will not last more than a week.” -- Bill O’Reilly, Fox News, 1/29/2003.

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I found my purpose in life!

My purpose in life is to distribute umbrellas to random people around the world. I do this by leaving them on the train whenever I take one to work with me.