NJ Senate Primary

[yesthattom]

Here's the campaign messages I'm getting:

Holt: I'm a freakin' scientist! Vote for me! Aren't you sick of lawyers fucking things up? I was great in the house, now let me be great in the Senate!

Cory Booker: I cleaned up Newark... kind of... oh hell just vote for me because I'm so awesome on Twitter!

Pallone: FRANK LAUTENBURG FUCKING PROMISED ME HIS FUCKING SEAT BEFORE HE FUCKING DIED. HOW DARE THAT FUCKING CORY BOOKER ANNOUNCED HE WOULD RUN WITHOUT ASKING FRANK'S PERMISSION!??! FUCK HIM AND FUCK ANYONE THAT VOTES FOR HIM!

And then there's that other person that's running... but I haven't seen any campaign materials from her so I don't know what to say... I don't even know her name.


P.S. If you aren't sure, I'm voting for Rush Holt! FOR SCIENCE!!!

Comments

[turbogrrl.livejournal.com]

i kind of wish livejournal had a "like" button right now.

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

I would totally vote for Cory Booker for Senator Of Twitter. But I keep hearing really mixed things about his tenure as mayor of Newark, and I can't help but feel like he's Tommy Carcetti come to life.