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yesthattom) wrote2013-08-07 10:11 pm
yesthattom) wrote2013-08-07 10:11 pm
NJ Senate Primary
Here's the campaign messages I'm getting:
Holt: I'm a freakin' scientist! Vote for me! Aren't you sick of lawyers fucking things up? I was great in the house, now let me be great in the Senate!
Cory Booker: I cleaned up Newark... kind of... oh hell just vote for me because I'm so awesome on Twitter!
Pallone: FRANK LAUTENBURG FUCKING PROMISED ME HIS FUCKING SEAT BEFORE HE FUCKING DIED. HOW DARE THAT FUCKING CORY BOOKER ANNOUNCED HE WOULD RUN WITHOUT ASKING FRANK'S PERMISSION!??! FUCK HIM AND FUCK ANYONE THAT VOTES FOR HIM!
And then there's that other person that's running... but I haven't seen any campaign materials from her so I don't know what to say... I don't even know her name.
P.S. If you aren't sure, I'm voting for Rush Holt! FOR SCIENCE!!!
Holt: I'm a freakin' scientist! Vote for me! Aren't you sick of lawyers fucking things up? I was great in the house, now let me be great in the Senate!
Cory Booker: I cleaned up Newark... kind of... oh hell just vote for me because I'm so awesome on Twitter!
Pallone: FRANK LAUTENBURG FUCKING PROMISED ME HIS FUCKING SEAT BEFORE HE FUCKING DIED. HOW DARE THAT FUCKING CORY BOOKER ANNOUNCED HE WOULD RUN WITHOUT ASKING FRANK'S PERMISSION!??! FUCK HIM AND FUCK ANYONE THAT VOTES FOR HIM!
And then there's that other person that's running... but I haven't seen any campaign materials from her so I don't know what to say... I don't even know her name.
P.S. If you aren't sure, I'm voting for Rush Holt! FOR SCIENCE!!!