I have plenty to say; I just never find the time to say it. Except on Facebook because there I know everybody’s attention span makes a mayfly overdosing on meth look lethargic, so I can say “today something cool happened about boats” on my phone while I’m in the line to get my sandwich and not bother elaborating and feel like a good social-media citizen. I hate that that’s the formula that wins.

But hey! Post today! (Even if it was in bullet-points.)